Edi-Bills Revisited: Wand'rin Will at The Trailer Park

When digging through the Travel’Erchives for Wilstafa’s review of La Tour d’Argent I came across the review my identical cousin Wand’rin Will “wrote” for The Original Trailer Park Lounge and Grill back in ’05.  After you’ve read the review please consider sponsoring Team Traveler Bill in the American Heart Associations 2009 Wall Street Walk and Run.  A convenient link is on the left hand side of this site.

Sunday October 30, 2005 – The Original Trailer Park Lounge & Grill – 271 W. 23rd St at 8th Ave

By Wandrin’ Will, as told to William Blevins.

Well Howdy there folks.  It’s me!  Wandrin’ Will.  I done come to the Big Apple to see my favorite, and only, identical cousin Traveler Bill.  And I figured, whilst I was here, that I could jus’ write me one of them reviews Traveler Bill’s always crowin’ about.  I figure, “it caint be too hard.”  I mean, he ain’t got no training in such refineries and he say he do it all the time.  The only vexation I had was where to go.  But as I was amblin’ toward the Traveler Bill Towers, I done seen it…the O-riginal Trailer Park Lounge AND Grill.  It was like a little dollop of middle-American right here in the big city.  Now I’ll fess up pardners, I teared up a might.  I’s only been away a short time, but I got me a powerful homesick.

But enough of my brayin’.  I was gonna take Traveler Bill out to help me with my very own reviewin’ of this here establishment, but he kept prattlin’ on ‘bout “Fantasy Football” or some such garbage.  I should add though, to his credit, he did put me in touch with some of his pals to dine with, and I shore appreciate him doin’ that.  So out into a brisk Fall night we went, me with my dining compadres, Estelle and Paco.

Wand'rin WIll

Wand'rin WIll

As I’s only rarely in the city, I brung my Kodak Brownie along to document this evening like I did at the Grand Canyon.  And I shore was I glad I did.  The ediface of the Trailer Park is a purdy sight.  Reminds me of the City Diner in Kingman, Arizona.  I had me a fine stack of flapjacks there one day.

But that ain’t what I’m here to talk about, is it?  Me and my dining companions was sat right away by a right polite bar maid; and faster’n a jack rabbit, our waitress Billie Ray came by and explained the fine menu of good American fare.

We had a powerful thirst and I got me a can of a local New York beer, Rheingold, to wash the trail dust out of my parched throat.  Estelle and Paco decided to share themself a drink they call, and I wrote this down, a “Lovers Concerto-Potent, Jumbo-Frozen Fruit Margarita with a Special Surprise.”   We also got us a Super Nachos with the beef chili.

Lovers Concerto

Lovers Concerto

Now when they says “Jumbo” they mean “JUMBO.”  The menu say it’s a drink for 2.  But they must mean Texans cause if didn’t come to our table a margarita in a glass as big as Pancho Villa’s sombrero!  It were all purdy with umbrelly’s and fancy straws.  The only downside was that they ain’t had them none of that Rheingold, a popular brew I reckon.  Well, if they ain’t had just a fine replacement called Shaffers.  Cold and refreshin’, it would slake the strongest thirst.

The nachos was just fine.  Tiny little fried corn tortillas was covered with nacho cheese, beef chilli, salsa and tiny little tubs of jalapenos and a queso fresco they called “sour cream.”  Why if it wasn’t like a little mesa with all them layers.  I ain’t afeared to fess, it brung back the homesick.  Lucky for me and my compadres it were so tasty that we ate like the mighty Colorado River and that mesa was soon a memory.

Love Tester Machine

Love Tester Machine

I’s shore I cain’t do it justice as my words just ain’t purdy enough but I‘ll try and describe the inside of the Trailer Park.  ‘Cause while you are there, take the time to absorb all the effort these here people put into this restaurant and bar.  The walls have all these fine photographs of great American icons like Tonya Harding, Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, Billy Carter and yes, the King hisself, Elvis Aaron Presley.  They even had the King on the tevee in “Viva Las Vegas.”  And don’t go and try to beat my score on the “Love Tester.”  Ye cain’t!  I right near made the lights above it go off.

But while you might go there to just gawk at pictures, drink washtub portions of tequila, or eat enough nachos to feed half an Andy Devine impersonator, we was there to eat down-home grub.  Estelle, she had herself the grilled cheese sandwich with bacon.  And while she had herself a choice between American, Swiss and Cheeder, Estelle demonstrated her patriotism.

Paco ordered hisself somethin’ called a Turkey Burger (also with American Cheese Product) and I got me a Philly Steak Sandwich.  As I’s a fan of the Cradle of Democracy, I asked Billie Ray if’n were okay fer me to git my sandwich with that tasty nacho cheese.  The Trailer Park is just chock filled with the most neighborly people, ‘cause she not only  said okay, she told us we had a choice of potato!  Me and Estelle got the Tater Tots, but Paco got the sweet potato fries.  Let me tell ye, ye cain’t go wrong whichever fork to take on that trail.  Both was good in they own way.  The tots was crispy fried to the most perfect consistency and them sweet potato fries, (I stoled one  from Paco when he weren’t looking’) was as good as I’s had in all my days.

Paco’s burger was, accordin’ to him, “The best Turkey Burger I’ve ever had.” Estelle added that Paco’s always ordering this and he oughta know.  Estelle’s sandwich was the most unique thing I ever done seen.  It were actually grilled!  Two thick slabs of Texas Toast with cheese and a rasher of bacon inside, cooked on a grill, with them marks and everything.  The pickles was like none I ever had.  They smelt like bread and butter, but tasted like a dill, perplexin‘ indeed.  The Philly Steak Sandwich came on what I understand to be called a he-row roll.  And it tasted mighty fine, the extra cost of the cheese was well worth the investment.

Unfortunately they ain’t got a dessert menu at The Trailer Park.  But don’t you fret, theys a Krispy Kreme, an ice cream parlor all within stumblin’ distance.   And for the “dudes” what insist on goin’, ya’ll go visit the “ben-yay” shop next door.  (Ed note: Both the ice cream parlor and donut shop have closed, the beigner shop remains.)  But before you go check out the fine selection of t-shirts and other sundry items.

Now Traveler Bill uses this scale of  “Traggis” to rate the restaurants he has et at.   And that’s just fine and dandy with me.  But I ain’t Traveler Bill, so I don’t feel right rustlin’ his ratin’s.  I will then use one of my own device, the Giant Silver Belt Buckle.  And I proudly award, The Original Trailer Park Lounge & Grill FOUR Giant Silver Belt Buckles.  Shucks, it ain’t Daniel, but then again, that ain’t their aim.Four Giant Siver Belt Buckles

Edi-Bills Revisited: Wistafa en Paris – La Tour d'Argent

While even I admit that posting old reviews that previously appeared on Traveler Bill (dot) com is sketchy at best, it is a sure fire method to generate a decent sized entry and isn’t that what this is all about?  Well I recently had a request to post Wilstafa’s Review of the venerable Paris landmark La Tour d’Argent.

But before we get to the review let me take a second to remind you about the American Heart Association’s 2009 Wall Street Heart Walk.  Team Traveler Bill is participating for the second year and would appreciate your support.

January 15, 2006 – Restaurant de la La Tour d’Argent by Wilstafa

15 Quai de la Tournelle – Paris, France

Wilstafa in front of La Tour d'Argent in Paris

Wilstafa in front of La Tour d'Argent in Paris

Ever since I was originally scheduled to visit the City of Light back in 2000 it was always my intent to have at least one experience of “Haute Cuisine.” So when I was told that I was rescheduled to go in early 2006, I immediately investigated the possibility of a meal of fine dining.

Having squirreled away my pennies, I decided to go for broke and make a reservation at one of the finer restaurants in Paris. Contemplating my choices I came across the Grand Pere of all the great restaurants of France, if not Europe, La Tour d’Argent. Reading the pidgin English website they have available I was immediately taken in by their signature dish, duck. Without hesitation I made the call and was told that no dinner reservations were available in the time I was scheduled to be in country, but that they could fit me in for lunch on Sunday.

Confirming that I was early, I whiled away the half-hour circling the Cathedral Notre Dame, soaking up the atmosphere of the city on a Sunday afternoon in Winter. All the while I was glancing at my watch, counting down the minutes.

Arriving at the restaurant, the friendly doorman led me in where I checked my coat and re-confirmed my reservation with a man in a butler’s uniform. He then brought me to, and called for, an elevator. The operator of which was a young man in a coachman’s uniform with a robin’s egg blue jacket. It was only upon arriving at the sixth floor that I finally encountered the maitre d’ who brought me to my table. The only member of the staff not wearing an Edwardian uniform, he wore a sharp gray three-piece suit complimented by a tasteful cravat and pocket square.

Tucked away in a corner my table for one could not have been situated any better with a perfect view of Paris and the cathedral before me. My waiter brought a plate of amuse bouche and asked if I was interested in a aperitif. Asking for his suggestion I was told either champagne or Scotch would be appropriate. Opting for the single malt, I headed for the pre-appetizer.

The plate held three small delicacies, each one better than the last. The first was, I believe, a little pastry with mustard. The second was warmed goat cheese in puff pastry. The last was a soft boiled quail egg that had been set in jelly and covered with fresh mayonnaise.

The scotch came as I was perusing the menu. My waiter brought the full bottle of Glen Ord 1962 – 25 year old single malt Scotch for my inspection and approval. I chose to have the whiskey with a splash of water as I did not want to take a sip and start coughing like a provincial rube. My caution was completely unnecessary as the beverage was smooth you would hope for a whisky eight years older than you.

Reviewing the menu I immediately decided to choose the prix fixe menu. Why? Repeat after me…$150 Lobster entrée. But I was not shortchanged by eschewing an a la carte meal. Quite the contrary the chef took a great deal of care making several selections for the diner. I chose the appetizer of Ravioles de Queude Boeuf en Ravigot (Oxtail Ravioli) and the entrée of Caneton Roti a l’Orange (Duck a l’Orange).

The sommelier arrived (discernable from the nearly identically uniformed waiters by the brass lapel pin of a bunch of grapes) and inquired if I would like to have some wine with my dinner. Hardly an oenophile, I left it up to his discretion to suggest a bottle. (Technically a half-bottle as it was a little after 1:00 and I was dining alone.) A few minutes later he returned with what appeared to be an unabridged dictionary. The six inch thick tome was in fact the restaurant’s vaunted wine list. I decided to accept his first choice, 1990 Volnay Taillepieds (Angerville), which elicited a reaction with a discernable degree of surprise. Perhaps he expected the oddly dressed American tourist to blanche at the $85 price. For the record, while I did not visibly, I was calculating the exchange rate in my head.

Now despite the lush setting and terrific service I was not blinded to my surroundings. And even if I had been, I’m fairly certain that the party of 13 seated to the right of center would have roused me from my stupor. For assembled at the corner window sat a group of presumed warlords (Seated at the head of the table was a gentleman who bore a striking resemblance to North Korean strongman and Charter Member of the Axis-of-Evil, Kim Jong-Il.) But their presence was not disturbing because I sat mere feet from likely war criminals, but because they insisted on dousing everything they ate (excepting the dessert) with not only Tabasco hot sauce but, and I could not make this up, LIQUID SMOKE. I would have endeavored to take a surreptitious photo had I not feared a bowler hat being thrown at my neck.

Fortunately it was about this time that the assistant sommelier arrived with my half bottle of wine. He deftly uncorked the bottle, slipped it into a basket, placed the cork between the neck of the bottle and the basket to, I assumed, help prevent spillage. The young man than poured a not more than a sip into a glass and tasted it himself. Assured it was not poisonous he then poured a slightly more generous sip into my glass (made of a fine crystal) for my approval. It was, or course delicious.

And it was perfectly suited with to my appetizer, the oxtail ravioli. More delicate than the animal from whence it came, it melted in the mouth. The sauce was tangy without overpowering the dish. It took all measures of restraint to not sop the remains with the delicious rolls that were continuously replenished. But fearing I would be considered as gauche as reunion from the Indo-Chine campaign I resisted, only consuming that which I could eat with the genuine silver flatware.

But perhaps I should not have worried for soon a party arrived that sat in a window seat on the far side of the warlords. It was a refined gentleman with two dowagers. How could this prototypical French trio been considered noteworthy? Because there was four at the table as I neglected to mention that the gentleman was followed by his pet dog.

The canine presence was soon banished from my mind as the duck arrived. I’ve had duck before in restaurants, with varied results, rarely good. Ranging from slimy to chewy it is amazing that I even ventured to order it again. But at La Tour d’Argent, it is know as “His majesty the Duck. So, to quote from their website.

“If tomorrow you order a duck au Sang à l’Orange with Pepper,… it will     be served to you accompanied with a card stating the number of your Duck: in the guest book of the famous ducks, one can learn that the n° 328 was served to King EDOUARD VII in 1890, the n° 40 312 was served to King Alphonse XIII in 1914 and the n° 53 211 was served to the Emperor Hiro Hito in 1921.”

Wilstafa's Duck Certificate from La Tour d'Argent
Wilstafa’s Duck Certificate from La Tour d’Argent

And n° 1 039 988 was served to Wilstafa in 2006. It was, as on might expect a signature dish to be, exceptional. Apparently after a hundred or so years of practice you really can master a preparation. I hesitate to even try and describe it further for I am not a poet, and beautiful words are needed to describe such a delight.

But I will describe the optional cheese course. One of the waiters brought over a cart with a selection of at least 20 cheeses. At the suggestion of the fromagier I opted for two goats, a bleu, a hard sheep’s milk cheese and, “ef curse, ah Camembert.” I also received two generous slices of a raisin bread that went superbly with all the cheese but particularly the bleu.

The dessert selection I chose from the prix fixe menu was the Mille Fieulle, or essentially a Napoleon. It was transcendent with a coffee cream filling. And while the coffee was weaker than I like La Tour d’Argent receives a pass, as I grew up in a family that prefers to make a exceptionally robust coffee. Especially considering that accompanying the coffee was a plate of tiny sweet pastries that were as good as the dessert proper.

I think it goes without saying that this was not only a fine restaurant, but the finest restaurant I have ever had the fortune in which to sup. In the Golden fez scale (which is equivalent to the Traggis Scale) Restaurant de la La Tour d’Argent receives 4 Golden fez. Reservations are required weeks in advance, and if you plan on eating dinner I’d advise a month. Bring your wallet however, as luxury is not cheap. The lunch described above (including a previously unmentioned bottle of Evian) ran me €202. The bill includes an 18% tip, but I added another €50 hoping my munificence would trickle down to the terrific staff.  With the exchange rate at the time it tallied a little over $300.

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Edi-Bills Revisited: Da Ciro

In a very dodgy attempt to get ahead of the curve on my 12 reviews in 12 months pledge I have taken to posting reviews that appeared on the origianl iteration of Traveler Bill.com.  To that end I am posting my review of Da Ciro from November of ’05.  While cursing my sloth, remember that I am walking in the American Heart Association’s 2009 Wall Street Heart Walk.  If you want to support this fine cause by sponsoring Bill you can do click on the link to the left which will take you to the American Heart Associations secure donation site.

November 20,2005 – Da Ciro Ristorante – 229 Lexington Ave  (212) 532-1636

All over this town there are little storefront restaurants that come and go.  Some are barely noticed as the bustling hordes of Metropolis pass by daily.  So it’s a delight to come across one of these establishments that admirably acquits itself .

I came across Da Ciro Ristorante walking around the city this past Saturday.  My first choice was not open so I headed South on Lexington, briefly considering a fancy city-fied burger joint called Rare.  It was the plasma TV on the wall that sealed Rare’s fate and I continued Southward to Da Ciro.

The ambiance is relatively stark.  The walls have the obligatory black and white photographs of the Old Country and what I would describe as Tuscan-y sconces on the wall.  I arranged to have a perfect vantage point to observe the wood fire oven at the end of the bar.

My server Carlo seemed to struggle with his second, maybe third, language of English (the entire staff sounded Italian) nevertheless he was attentive and capable with the possible exception of his ham handed method of dispensing a bottle of beer.  The restaurant has a decent wine list, but I found no indication that they served it by the glass.  As I has a yen for a beer anyhoo, I asked Carlo what was on tap.  Which was, unfortunately, nothing.  While the majority of the beers in bottles were the usual domestic brews they also stocked an Italian beer, Peroni.

Wanting to see the wood oven in action I ordered the Tegamino di Vitello.  Meatballs with tomato sauce baked in the oven.  For an entrée, while their menu had plenty of pasta, panini and customary entrées, I opted to try something off their Le Pizze menu, specifically the Pizza Soppressata: fresh mozzerella, tomato, spicy salami, sliced fresh mushroom and prosciutto.

Now one of the few complaints I have is that I had to wait too long for the bread.  I was about to say something  to Carlo when the busboy brought a basket to my table with a small plate of olive oil for dipping.  Fortunately, it was really good bread.  The basket included generous cube shaped slice of tomato foccacia that was especially tasty and part of a crusty Italian bread.  The loaf came to the table warm and tasting fresh baked.  It took all my strength not to scarf it all down waiting for my appetizer.

The meatballs came in a small casserole with two pieces of toast and a warning of extreme heat which I knew was coming having espied it’s removal from the oven mere moments before.  The chunky tomato sauce was tasty and not overly acidic.  I sit at my computer hours later and without even the slightest hint of reflux that succeeds so many substandard sauces.  The four meatballs in the appetizer were good, and matched nicely with the sauce.

As I sat at my table waiting for my pizza, observing those around me, I thought of a line from an old commercial…”Eat where the truckers eat.”  This trite truism seemed particularly apt because of the five tables that had patrons, including mine, three of them had Italians…FROM ITALY!

The pizza came, again, straight from the oven.  It was far thinner than I expected, delightfully so.  As I lit into my second slice I noticed that the couple in front of me were staring at my pie.  He was one of the Italians and I really didn’t catch what he said, but he was obviously impressed with the restaurant’s pizza construction.  He knew of what he spoke as the pizza was as tasty as it looked.

Of course I ordered from the dessert menu.  I eschewed the Tiramisu for a dish called Schiaccaitina di Nutella, also ordering a cappuccino.  As I waited I was entertained by the Eurotrash at the next table who was trying to convince his girlfriend’s father to invest a line of “Natural Facelift” products manufactured in Mexico out of such ingredients as Cacao and Ginseng.  Luckily he seemed to be awarding his daughter’s beau a Heisman Trophy.  Unluckily, his daughter is dating this European version of a Boiler Room shill.

The dessert was a pizza shell filled with Nutella and baked in the oven.  Words fail me when I try to describe this dish it was so very good.  Complimenting this treat was the expertly prepared coffee.

I have no problem recommending this restaurant.  The staff was great as was the food.  I never felt rushed but was welcomed warmly.  I walked in off the street and was seated, but that was at 2:30 in the afternoon.  I would recommend calling for reservations.

Da Ciro is awarded a three Traggi rating.

This restaurant is awarded three Traggi

This restaurant is awarded three Traggi

Da Ciro is still open as of the republishing date, though it is possible there won’t be a table of Italians.

Edi-Bills: The Mermaid Inn…Re-Visited (For Real)

The Mermaid Inn's East Village Location, No. 96 2nd Avenue Between 5th & 6th Street - (212) 674-5870

The Mermaid Inn's East Village Location, No. 96 2nd Avenue Between 5th & 6th Street - (212) 674-5870

Date Reviewed: March 20, 2009 – By Traveler Bill

The Mermaid Inn located on 2nd Ave in the East Village was one of the very first establishments to have and Edi-Bills review.  Back then the down home cozy feel, fine food and able service earned it a Three Traggis rating.  This year, it earned another distinction of being the first restaurant to have its review re-posted on the revamped Traveler Bill (dot) com.  However, having heard a cacophony of “Bronx Cheers” over this ploy I decided to re-review The Mermaid Inn.  This time, however,  I was on an Industries business dinner with Matilda Dundee-Read, Traveler Bill Industries’ Director of IT.

The first difference from 2005 is that The Mermaid Inn now accepts reservations both over the phone and via the internet.  I opted to place mine through the site Open Table which is a terrific free site that helps the web savvy dinner find reservations at 1,000′s of restaurants all across the US and the world.

The complimentary crackers

The complimentary crackers

Walking through the dining rooms I noticed that the decor had not change appreciably in the intervening years.  No dilapidation here, the room was as freshly appointed as though it had just opened.  The wait staff, which in my previous visit seemed to have been plucked from a common room at NYU now presents a more seasoned mien.  Our server, “Desiree M.” and all her colleagues were quite attentive without being over bearing.  It was a nice touch of always using a silver tray when delivering anything – utensils, bread, a beer – to the table.

Crispy Calamari with tomatoes and chili

Crispy Calamari with tomatoes and chili

As an appetizer Matilda and I decided to share an order of the Crispy Calamari with tomatoes and chili as a starter.  For my entree I planned on reprising my 2005 order of the Lobster Sandwich on griddled bun with Old Bay Fries with a couple glasses of a nice white wine.  That is until Desiree informed us that The Mermaid Inn has a blue plate special until 7:00.  For $20 you get the Lobster Sandwich coupled with the Blue Point Lager (noted on the menu as being crisp and clean with a balanced bitterness.)  I immediately dumped my wine selection for the beer.

As we discussed IT issues of Traveler Bill (dot) com I noted the hostess leading in a couple, later established as having been on a date.  The extremely slender ginger haired woman in the group was striking.  Not because of her long red mane, but for the fact that she pushed said tresses behind her ears which I state without hyperbole, were the size of my hands.  Her spinak-ears stuck out as though she was a member of the British Royal family.

Fortunately I was distracted as the food started to arrive.  The Blue Point Lager was as delightful as had been promised and it paired quite nicely with the starter.  The Crispy Calamari was spiced nicely although it was universally agreed agreed that a slightly larger portion of the salsa and a lemon wedge would have been welcomed.  Also, fewer horrifyingly large tentacle bunches would have been nice.

The Lobster Sandwich

The Lobster Sandwich

The lobster salad used for the sandwich has been slightly altered from ’05.  Back then I wrote that it was “a simple salad of lobster meat, mayonnaise, salt pepper and a little bit of parsley for color.”  These days the chef has added a soupçon of red onion to the mix, not an unwelcome addition.  There also was a small portion of malt vinegar to accompany the fries, a fact that did not go unnoticed by Miss Dundee-Read.

Pudding & Miracle Fish

Pudding & Miracle Fish

As we ate the back dinning room became noisier as it filled.  Toward the end of our meal it was actually a little difficult to hear my dining companion.  A problem that was exacerbated by a table of four beside us.  The group of twits on a double date started my blood boiling as the alpha jerk said “Cheers” in his best Spaulding Smails voice.  He then asked Desiree “Do you have any oysters?” despite the fact that ¼ of the one page menu is devoted to the raw bar.  Fortunately The Mermaid Inn still offers a complimentary demitasse cup of pudding  and a miracle fish.  Matilda’s read “Indifference” while mine registered what I can only assume was righteous indignation at our intolerable neighbors.

The Mermaid Inn, four years on by my reckoning, has not missed a beat.  The service has remained steady.  The food (appetizer slight missteps aside) is still well prepared, well presented and tasty.  The ambiance of the dinning room is still A-1.  I feel comfortable in reasserting that The Mermaid Inn is a three Traggis establishment.

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A Three Traggis Restaurant

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Edi-Bills Restaurant Reviews: Little Poland Restaurant

Kielbasy, Boiled Potatoes, Sauerkraut and Mushroom Gravy

Kielbasy, Boiled Potatoes, Sauerkraut and Mushroom Gravy

For all the fans of the “Edi-Bills Restaurant Reviews: The Gourmand’s Guide to Restaurant Reviews” I offer a hearty apology for the sabbatical I took in 2008.  Some would call my journey a “walkabout” as I found my way in the world.

Well that journey has landed me exactly where I started and I can think of no way better to re-launch Edi-Bills Restaurant Reviews than to have my Mormon lawyers take me out to lunch at the East Village diner, “Little Poland Restaurant” at 200 Second Avenue between 12th and 13th Streets.

Walking into the diner at around 1:30 (My lawyers work on Salt Lake City time) I was struck at the fact, not that there were more employees than diners, but that with the exception of the five people in our party every single person in the establishment was speaking Polish; from the bespectacled man at the first booth to the short order cook whose appearance, right down to her incredibly long, beefy arms, could have been an imperfect clone of Celtics great Kevin McHale.

But in a venue such as Little Poland, it is not about the defensive abilities of it’s line cooks, but about the authenticity of it’s food.  And from what I heard, Little Poland was a slice of Warsaw with one of my Mormon lawyers having Polish heritage.

It was at Stanislav’s insistence in fact that we got two orders of pierogies for the table…one potato and one cheese.  Given the option to have them boiled or fried, we selected fried.

After providing a basket of napkins and cutlery for the table our waitress took our orders.  For an entrée we all ordered the “Kielbasy” either boiled (as I opted) or fried with varying side dishes.  My choice was for the boiled potatoes and, at our waitress’s recommendation, sauerkraut.

A "home-made" fruit beverage

A "home-made" fruit beverage

While the sun was above the yardarm, since it was a gaggle of Mormons were footing the bill I eschewed my typical tipple.  Instead, for my beverage I chose Kompot, described on the menu as “a home-made fruit drink.” It appears as though “home made fruit drink” is Polish for “pear juice with grenadine and grapes.”  In all honesty it was a pleasant enough beverage with peeled grapes and pear chunks floating inside. To be frank it tasted like the juice one finds in a can of Del Monte fruit cocktail. Stanislav found the grapes to be far too soft after their soak but I did not.

Our pierogies came soon after and boy did they look good.  They were plainly presented on a plate with a spoonful of sautéed onions atop and sides of sour cream and applesauce.  I was struck in my first and subsequent bites by the dearth of salt. Apparently the chef’s salt cellar is eight feet away and therefore just out of her grasp. Also, it was soon apparent that our order was fresh from the fryer as a pool of oil large enough to attract the attention of Halliburton was noticed.

They looked a lot better than they tasted

They looked a lot better than they tasted

With a diner’s turnover based precision our entrées soon arrived. Well, that’s an exaggeration as 60% of our orders came. Two were delivered a good 3-5 minutes later. Brigham’s ordering of the potato pancakes explained one of the delays as the menu clearly states that 15 minutes must be afforded for their preparation.   However, Maries having to wait for her order of a salad and half a boiled kielbasy left us scratching our heads.

While waiting for the straggling entrees to arrive Jerzymiah Johnsyn walked in with his Afghan hound wearing “Grandpa” Jones’ hat and a coat made out of a bear.  Apparently frightened by this Jagiellon mountain man he sat with his “helper” dog unfettered by city health ordinances.

Nevertheless, as for my dish it was quite attractively presented.  In addition to what I ordered mushroom gravy was also included.  Unfortunately the cooks forgot to season it properly.  A modicum of salt at any stage of the creation could have done wonders for that poor sauce. Instead it was mundane.

The sauerkraut, something for which I have never had an affinity, was actually quite nice. Magda our waitress earned points for that suggestion. As for the potato? It was a boiled potato – pretty much a bullet proof dish. Everyone at the table agreed the kielbasy was ably cooked in both the boiled and fried form.

Both Brigham and Stanislav offered their Number One client a taste of Brigham’s potato pancake and Stanislav’s red cabbage.  The pancake was incredibly crispy though, as with almost all dishes at Little Poland, woefully under seasoned.  The red cabbage was perhaps the biggest surprise as it was amazingly sweet without the odor I normally assign to a cabbage dish.

Lastly to the service, they were amazingly sweet but not all that attentive.  Especially when considering the number of customers (mountain man aside) that was a little hard to swallow.  Overall, this place is an okay spoke to get your kielbasa fix. (They are also open for breakfast and as it is known from Krakow to Warsaw that nothing is better than eggs with kielbasa you might want to try then.)   Little Poland Restaurant received two Traggis on the Traggis Scale of Restaurant Recommendation.

This restaurant awarded two Traggis

This restaurant awarded two Traggis

Little Poland Restaurant

200 2nd Ave
New York, NY 10003
Phone: (212) 777-9728